Sunday, August 12, 2007

America, Meet My Arse

Duration: 123 seconds
Upload Time: 07-07-18 04:12:39
User: seanbedlam
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http://www.theseanbedlam.blogspot.com/ I'm not saying Americans can't think for themselves, I'm saying that when you're a member of a cult it doesn't matter what you think, because you're always going to find a way to support your cult membership. No-one wants to leave a cult until the moment they can't take the shit anymore. Americans are addicted to their flag. They can't make a movie without putting the rag in there somewhere. To the cult-member the sight of this object causes pleasurable feelings in the chest area. In the rest of the world the feelings tends to be centred more around the region of the bowels. All around the world, people have learned to fear America. It will hear no discussion of solutions to global problems, unless the solution is America. America is the answer to it's own question and no-one else can get a fucking word in edgeways. Americans wonder- while they meddle in the history of the world and fuck it up- why people don't like them. They're the ultimate do-gooder missionaries, here to save the world. These fuckers invented the idea of saving the world. Or stole it from the Catholic Church- which is the kind of irony Global Villagers long ago gave up trying to explain to the People of The Chino. Why do we hate America? You're lucky we don't! But it's time for you to stop getting away with murder, guys. I know you think you're helping, but you're like Mormons who won't stop knocking on our door. Fuck off and we'll be in touch, okay? It's not all about you.

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bleaux42 ::: Favorites
LOL I'm so scared to tell you that I agree with you only because, you know, free speech over here is only free so long as you agree with what they say. Thank you for the video.
07-08-01 00:25:09
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gratex ::: Favorites
ohhhh no, you're thining of Satan! step back into the light!!!
07-08-01 05:06:27
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debstef ::: Favorites
I'll take the cult of America anytime! Absolutely. I know your fine country well and I know you belong to the cult of Muscle Shirt With No Muscles.
07-08-01 07:30:47
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broadjumper1 ::: Favorites
Truly moronic. Yeah, we're a cult. That's why our leaders have some of the lowest approval ratings of all time, 'cause we drunk all the koolaid and believe we're on the right track...another European without a clue about America.
07-08-01 23:37:31
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uberbot89 ::: Favorites
actually that guy was Austrailian dude, but ya he was umm a bit harsh
07-08-03 19:53:33
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RubiconJohn ::: Favorites
lol...gotta love the wit of the yanks.
07-08-03 23:01:19
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debstef ::: Favorites
Really! Everybody seems to hate the country they all want to be in! We are the free(barely)
07-08-04 07:35:11
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broadjumper1 ::: Favorites
Doesn't really matter does it? An Aussie is just an Englishman with a criminal in his family tree. His opinion is still shite.
07-08-04 14:31:27
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handsarehard ::: Favorites
I know some Aussies that go to school here in the states, and if not for the accent, you couldnt tell them from Americans. They wear the same clothes, like the same music, love to party, and love just about anything here, except the war (which most Americans dont support either)
07-08-04 21:10:52
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gogoyojimbo ::: Favorites
the problem with most (pretty close to all) americans is they cross their arms and put a pout of their faces and say "i hate war" but then turn around and do fuck all about it...so yeah america is a cult, and the saddest thing is the main powers of the country are banking on your apathy. you're playing right into their hand :D
07-08-09 09:58:48
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