My Birthday Is Coming Up And...

	Duration: 06:16 minutes Upload Time: 2007-10-11 00:25:59 User: robtran :::: Favorites :::: Top Videos of Day
Description: ...I am THIS many! And here's my WISH LIST: 1. A Hummer (don't worry, ladies, I'm referring to the vehicular phallic symbol, not fellatio) 2. A fully automatic AK-47...made from Play- Doh!! 3. Funyuns, bails of them. 4. A part in your next movie, assuming you're a director. 5. Boggle, which is not a game but a religion. 6. G.I. Joe with a "Kung-fu grip" (this present wish is for those over 35) 7. Grey Poupon 8. Grey Poupon Ice Cream 9. A hot, wet, dripping...porterhouse steak at the House of Prime Rib in San Francisco, with Jennifer Connelly and her delightful yet unnecessary husband as my guests. 10. A blind date with the hottest lady you know. 11. Multiple orgasms. 12. The ability to cloud mens' minds so that they cannot see! 13. Mark Day's thick, rich, luxuriant Scottish brogue. 14. A tickle-tape parade up my Fifth Avenue. 15. Have that guy on "Pushing Daisies" bring Bill Hicks back to life...and not touch him again, ever. 16. A High Definition television with all the trimmings. 17. Roger Ebert's Home Theatre System 18. Fire Richard Roeper from "Ebert and Roeper" and PLEASE bring Ebert back with a co-host who actually understands cinema! 19. Michael "What the Buck" Buckley's subscriber numbers. 20. My lost and misspent youth. Well, that's it. Not much to ask, really.
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ShieldHearth420 ::: Favorites  2007-10-11 22:40:29 seen your complaint and stuff and its messed up so ill boost your ratings __________________________________________________
ShieldHearth420 ::: Favorites  2007-10-11 22:46:47 also.... can you buy me a program called IMovie :P __________________________________________________
robtran ::: Favorites  2007-10-12 01:26:10 Thanks! How kind of you. __________________________________________________
robtran ::: Favorites  2007-10-12 01:26:56 Uhm...well, I'd have to buy you an iMac first. But I'll see what I can do. ;-) __________________________________________________
ShieldHearth420 ::: Favorites  2007-10-13 14:28:01 lol ok lol __________________________________________________
truethat2 ::: Favorites  2007-10-15 01:04:44 why do you want Richard Roeper fired? he's honest right! __________________________________________________
robtran ::: Favorites  2007-10-15 14:12:36 Why? Well, I've been watching this show since 1981, when it was "At the Movies" and played on PBS. Although I never really liked Gene Siskel, I came to respect his intellect and taste. Replacing such a person with someone with the shallow intellect of Richard Roeper is an insult. I mean, before this he was basically a gossip reporter for the Chicag Tribune's "Celebrity" page! __________________________________________________
truethat2 ::: Favorites  2007-10-15 22:23:07 so I see! wow. I had no idea the show has been going for so long! __________________________________________________
robtran ::: Favorites  2007-10-16 00:27:17 It started in 1974 on a cable access channel in Chicago. You can find some of that early stuff right here on YouTube. Run a search on "siskel and ebert." __________________________________________________
FaithAquamarine16 ::: Favorites  2007-10-21 01:45:29 I think numbers 10 thru 12 go hand in hand. And Micheal Buckly has about 60,125 roughly. (subcribers i mean) Speaking of hummers, uh, never mind. I know, it's kind of sad that Ebert can't speak for himself anymore. BTW, Pushing Daisies ROCKS check it out if ou haven't yet, And lastly, I kinda like the broken tooth, I hear it's in style this season. Happy Late Birthday __________________________________________________
robtran ::: Favorites  2007-10-21 14:13:25 Actually, you're not late. In fact you're right on-time! And thanks for the kind wishes. __________________________________________________
robtran ::: Favorites  2007-10-23 20:19:06 By the way I misstated the title when it was on PBS. Back then it was called "Sneak Previews." __________________________________________________
BillyBeebo ::: Favorites  2007-10-24 13:52:24 dude...that's weak. a birthday list? i think you should keep the tooth in __________________________________________________
robtran ::: Favorites  2007-10-24 14:07:09 I agree about the tooth. Thing is, I have to take it out (it's a partial bridge) before I eat, and I usually make videos after dinner, and I forget to put it back in. But from now on I'll make an extra effort. As to the wish, over at MySpace this video has gotten a lot of positive feedback. Also, it's a commonly used idea. __________________________________________________
SnakeInLake ::: Favorites  2007-11-02 15:41:46 Ahm, why do you need Grey Poupon ? __________________________________________________